I went to exercise my right to vote today and remembered I was going to need cash.  Obviously you don't have to pay to vote, but it's always a good idea to have cash at a votakery.  Did you vote at one today? Votakery is a sniglet, a word that isn't in the dictionary but should be "vote + bakery = votakery."  When I went to cast my ballot in Clark Mills today, as always, those wonderful ladies were holding their bake sale.  Who can resist the great array of home baked pies, cakes and cookies.  I walked away with a pie and cookies and the clear conscience that I exercised my right to vote.  Too bad I can't vote twice.