Ropin' steers and ridin' bulls is a job for only the manliest and most-chiseled among us. We checked out the Painted Pony Rodeo this morning at Frog Fest and were stunned by the awesomeness on display.

Not all these dudes are handsome, mind you. Some are a little... too gruff. But the ones that are - whew boy!

On the left we have Chad Alesky, who has a bit of a Paul Rudd thing going on. On the right is Dan Welsh, who has a little bit of a "I just rode a bull" thing going on.

Which one would you take out for a giant steak and a cold beer?

Chad Alesky

Dan Welsh