Can you remember a time being so drunk you started eating a DWI test from a state trooper? I mean, you need to avoid going to jail right? 

40-year-old Kenneth Desormes is facing multiple charges after New York state police say he tried to eat his DWI test results. According to Police One, Troopers say Kenneth was originally stopped for speeding, but after troopers spoke with him they determined he was intoxicated and arrested him.

Desormes was transported to the state police barracks in Tarrytown to be processed. Troopers say when his breathalyzer tests results were printing, Desormes grabbed the paperwork and tried to eat it."

I guess he wasn't ready to see the results. He was then charged with driving while intoxicated, obstructing governmental administration, and criminal tampering.