Polly’s ‘I’m So Canadian’ Jokes

The new social media trend is 'I'm so [city] jokes. Although I live in Clinton, I'm a true blooded Canadian. I'm so Canadian....

I'm so Canadian - I know what REAL beer tastes like, I got it at the Beer Store when I was 19 years-old

I'm so Canadian - I know how to fit a Halloween costume over a snowsuit

I'm so Canadian - I know our National Anthem is 'Hockey Night in Canada' and I know where Don Cherry buys his hideous suits.

I'm so Canadian - I wear a toque while riding my toboggan

I'm so Canadian - I say eh not huh

I'm so Canadian - I can brag about OUR side of Niagara Falls

I'm so Canadian - I'm ashamed to admit Justin Bieber came from our country

I'm so Canadian - I celebrate Boxing Day

I'm so Canadian - I pay with loonies, toonies and colored money

I'm so Canadian - I get free medical coverage

I'm so Canadian - I go on holiday

I'm so Canadian - I eat poutine

I'm so Canadian - I drink milk from a bag

I'm so Canadian - I know the last letter in the alphabet is Zed

I'm so Canadian - I drink Tim Hortons coffee

I'm so Canadian - I buy gas in liters

I'm so Canadian - I know how to Curl