Don't get me wrong, I love living in the USA but if for some reason I got kicked out, Canada would be my second choice. Okay, maybe my third after Australia. The friendliness of the people, the lifestyle and the variety of cultures would make me feel right at home. However if you visit our neighbors to the north--even for just a few days like I just did--be prepared for some differences and a ounce or two of confusion. I came up with a little list of things to prepare for.