Getting mom a gift for Mother's Day gets harder with time, especially when you live a day away. And now that Mama Pole has hit the golden years, she doesn't go out much. The grocery store and the "hair dressers" are about it. God help you, if you're between her and the door on Wednesday morning at 8:30 when she's headed for the beauty shop. So rather than flowers that can't be delivered because you live in the middle of nowhere, here's a musical salute dedicated to you. Love You and no, there's not a gas leak in the house.