Quirky Country Music Song Titles

Tomorrow is 'Quirky Country Music Song Titles' day.  So I thought I'd put together a few and see what song titles you could come up with.

My 5 this morning are:

-May the Bird of Paradise Fly up Your Nose by Little Jimmy Dickens
-She Got the Goldmine, I Got The Shaft by Jerry Reed
-How Come Every Time I Itch, I Wind Up Scratching You by Glen Campbell
-Did I Shave My Legs For This by Deana Carter
-She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy by Kenny Chesney

Add to the list.  What country song can you think of that has a quirky title?

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