The 20 Weirdest, What-Were-They-Thinking Country Music Song Titles EVER

By Polly Wogg March 27, 2012 5:07 AM

Happy Quirky Country Music Song Titles day. We asked you to name some of the quirkiest song titles of all time yesterday and you came up with a number to choose from today. It was hard to whittle it down to the best but here’s the Top 20 from what you came up with.

May The Bird of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose - Little Jimmy Dickens

Drop Kick Me Jesus Through The Goalpost of Life - Bobby Bare

I'm Gonna Hire a Wino (To Decorate our Home) - David Frizzell

There's a Tear in My Beer - Hank Williams Sr.

She Got the Goldmine, I Got the Shaft - Jerry Reed

Big Balls in Cowtown - Asleep at the Wheel

You Can't Roller Skate in a Buffalo Herd - Roger Miller

How Come Every Time I Itch I Wind up Scrathin' You - Glen Campbell

Thank God & Greyhound You're Gone - Roy Clark

Smoke, Smoke, Smoke That Cigarette - Tex Ritter

Mississippi Squirrel Revival - Ray Stevens

I Like Beer - Tom T Hall

I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying on My Back Crying Over You - Home & Jethro

Did I Shave My Legs For This - Deana Carter

She Thinks My Tractors Sexy - Kenny Chesney

Like My Dog - Billy Currington

Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off - Joe Nichols

Watermelon Crawl - Tracy Byrd

Rockin' The Beer Gut - Trailer Choir

Red Solo Cup - Toby Keith

Most of the strangest titles were from older country music songs. Oh, we have some today too, but not as many as 'back in the good ole days.' Honestly, those songs were the reason I didn't listen back then and why, I think country music got a bad name. But thanks to Taylor Swift, Garth Brooks, Kenny Chesney and Toby Keith, we have new fans who can appreciate our format despite the 'quirky' titles. Funny how the last few are all about drinkin' and beer.

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