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The 20 Weirdest, What-Were-They-Thinking Country Music Song Titles EVER


Happy Quirky Country Music Song Titles day. We asked you to name some of the quirkiest song titles of all time and you came up with a number to choose from.  It was hard to whittle it down to the best but here’s the Top 20 from what you came up with.


May The Bird of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose – Little Jimmy Dickens





Drop Kick Me Jesus Through The Goalpost of Life – Bobby Bare





I’m Gonna Hire a Wino (To Decorate our Home) – David Frizzell





There’s a Tear in My Beer – Hank Williams Sr.





She Got the Goldmine, I Got the Shaft – Jerry Reed





Big Balls in Cowtown – Asleep at the Wheel





You Can’t Roller Skate in a Buffalo Herd – Roger Miller





How Come Every Time I Itch I Wind up Scrathin’ You – Glen Campbell





Thank God & Greyhound You’re Gone – Roy Clark





My Give A Damn’s Busted – JoDee Messina





Ticks – Brad Paisley





Honky Tonk Badonkadonk – Trace Adkins





Save A Horse Ride a Cowboy – Big & Rich





Did I Shave My Legs For This – Deana Carter





She Thinks My Tractors Sexy – Kenny Chesney





Like My Dog – Billy Currington





Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off – Joe Nichols





Watermelon Crawl – Tracy Byrd





Rockin’ The Beer Gut – Trailer Choir





Red Solo Cup – Toby Keith




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