Happy Quirky Country Music Song Titles day. We asked you to name some of the quirkiest song titles of all time yesterday and you came up with a number to choose from today.  It was hard to whittle it down to the best but here's the Top 20 from what you came up with.

  • 20

    May The Bird of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose - Little Jimmy Dickens

  • 19

    Drop Kick Me Jesus Through The Goalpost of Life - Bobby Bare

  • 18

    I'm Gonna Hire a Wino (To Decorate our Home) - David Frizzell

  • 17

    There's a Tear in My Beer - Hank Williams Sr.

  • 16

    She Got the Goldmine, I Got the Shaft - Jerry Reed

  • 15

    Big Balls in Cowtown - Asleep at the Wheel

  • 14

    You Can't Roller Skate in a Buffalo Herd - Roger Miller

  • 13

    How Come Every Time I Itch I Wind up Scrathin' You - Glen Campbell

  • 12

    Thank God & Greyhound You're Gone - Roy Clark

  • 11

    My Give A Damn's Busted - JoDee Messina

  • 10

    Ticks - Brad Paisley

  • 9

    Honky Tonk Badonkadonk - Trace Adkins

  • 8

    Save A Horse Ride a Cowboy - Big & Rich

  • 7

    Did I Shave My Legs For This - Deana Carter

  • 6

    She Thinks My Tractors Sexy - Kenny Chesney

  • 5

    Like My Dog - Billy Currington

  • 4

    Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off - Joe Nichols

  • 3

    Watermelon Crawl - Tracy Byrd

  • 2

    Rockin' The Beer Gut - Trailer Choir

  • 1

    Red Solo Cup - Toby Keith