The 20 Weirdest, What-Were-They-Thinking Country Music Song Titles EVER

The 20 Weirdest, What-Were-They-Thinking Country Music Song Titles EVER

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Happy Quirky Country Music Song Titles day. We asked you to name some of the quirkiest song titles of all time and you came up with a number to choose from.  It was hard to whittle it down to the best but here's the Top 20 from what you came up with.

  • 20

    May The Bird of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose - Little Jimmy Dickens

  • 19

    Drop Kick Me Jesus Through The Goalpost of Life - Bobby Bare

  • 18

    I'm Gonna Hire a Wino (To Decorate our Home) - David Frizzell

  • 17

    There's a Tear in My Beer - Hank Williams Sr.

  • 16

    She Got the Goldmine, I Got the Shaft - Jerry Reed

  • 15

    Big Balls in Cowtown - Asleep at the Wheel

  • 14

    You Can't Roller Skate in a Buffalo Herd - Roger Miller

  • 13

    How Come Every Time I Itch I Wind up Scrathin' You - Glen Campbell

  • 12

    Thank God & Greyhound You're Gone - Roy Clark

  • 11

    My Give A Damn's Busted - JoDee Messina

  • 10

    Ticks - Brad Paisley

  • 9

    Honky Tonk Badonkadonk - Trace Adkins

  • 8

    Save A Horse Ride a Cowboy - Big & Rich

  • 7

    Did I Shave My Legs For This - Deana Carter

  • 6

    She Thinks My Tractors Sexy - Kenny Chesney

  • 5

    Like My Dog - Billy Currington

  • 4

    Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off - Joe Nichols

  • 3

    Watermelon Crawl - Tracy Byrd

  • 2

    Rockin' The Beer Gut - Trailer Choir

  • 1

    Red Solo Cup - Toby Keith

Most of the strangest titles were from older country music songs. Oh, we have some today too, but not as many as 'back in the good ole days.' Honestly, those songs were the reason I didn't listen back then and why, I think country music got a bad name. But thanks to Taylor Swift, Garth Brooks, Kenny Chesney and Toby Keith, we have new fans who can appreciate our format despite the 'quirky' titles. Funny how the last few are all about drinkin' and beer.

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