“How Hot Is It” Jokes From Around The Web

There is a heat advisory for Central New York this afternoon, with temperatures reaching triple digits.Get tips on how to keep cool and try to just relax today.  Enjoy these 'How Hot Is It?' jokes.

I was doing some research into "how hot is it" jokes, when I recalled we played this game last year.  June 21 to be precise, we posted these "It's So Hot Jokes."  We've found a new batch, and some you contributed too.  Click so your ready the next time someone says, "Wow, it's really hot."

Some you shared on our Face Book Page

One from Johnny Carson:

It was so hot today I saw a robin dipping his worm in Nestea.

from Yahoo Voices

It is hotter than your ex-wives' tongues.
It is so hot that Polar Bears are wearing sun screen.
It is so hot that everyone is wearing ""sweat" pants
It is so hot your clothes iron themselves.
It is so hot that even white collar workers are red necks.
It is so hot that fire crackers light themselves.
It is hot that they installed a fan in the debt ceiling
It is so hot that global warming has been replaced by global melting
It is so hot that McDonalds is frying burgers on parked cars
It is so hot that the catfish are already fried when you catch them.
It is so hot that all the beach sand has turned into glass.

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