Thank You Valerie Bertinelli

On behalf of all my fellow "chrome domes" I would like to thank the lovely Valerie Bertinelli for her choosing  the handsome though noticeably "follicularly-challenged" Tom Vitale as her new husband. The longtime couple tied the knot Saturday in Malibu. This is the second marraige for Valerie. She was previously married to the significantly more hirsute Eddie Van Halen for 25 years.