In honor of National Administrative Professionals Day, the editors of Business Management Daily asked administrative assistants to weigh in with the craziest requests they've received.  Some of the best are

-Inspect the boss's sandwich every day to make sure it contained no tomatoes.(Sounds like my husband)
-Drop off a pet's stool sample at the vet that he'd left on the desk while they were out to lunch
-Take a Johnny Mathis album cover to the tailor to find material that matched Johnny's jacket
-Stuff tissue between the boss's upper lip and teeth, after he chipped a tooth and then clued it back together
-Spray the boss's bald head with sunscreen

I don't know about you, but I'm sure glad I don't work for any of those guys.  And we all know they are men, because women would never ask someone else to do those things.  OK, maybe the vet thing, but they wouldn't leave the sample on the desk.  We'd at least put it inside a bag.

So here's a little ditty for anyone who has to work for a boss like that