I've figured now may be the new time to launch a business. This day forward I will be the owner of Dave Wheeler Laundry Pods. Here's my Central New York Collection.

Lawmakers may be trying to change Tide Pods, my logic, embrace. I want to make them delicious, and clean your laundry at the same time. Here's my Spring 2018 line:

Chicken Riggies Tide Pods

 

Utica Greens Tide Pods

 

Turkey Joints Tide Pods

 

Halfmoon Tide Pods

 

Utica Club Tide Pods

 

Tomato Pie Tide Pods

 

Coming never to a store near you.

 

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