8 Gift Ideas For Blake Shelton’s Birthday
Blake Shelton celebrates his 39th birthday today. But what do you get the guy who probably has everything, including an amazing wife with Miranda Lambert? We've come up with a few suggestions.
A New Liver
Blake may turn 39 today, but his liver is 139 with all that alcohol he pours into it.
Redneck Wine Glass
Trash the Starbucks cup Blake. Everyone knows what's REALLY in there. Be proud and drink out of a redneck wine glass.
A Glitter Glove
Blake needs a glitter glove to highlight his finger when he wants someone to join his team on the next season of The Voice. He could use all the help he can get after losing to Pharrell last season.
Another Nissan
After seeing Shelton ride into work with Adam Levine, he may want his own car next time so he can pick the route, the music and his passenger. Adam may be appreciative too.
Tattoo Removal Gift Card
Someone needs to fix that tattoo on Blake's arm, that's suppose to be deer tracks but looks more like deer droppings. We bet he was drunk when he got it. Or the tattoo artist was.
Gossip Magazines Gag Order
Blake and Miranda have heard it all. From having a baby to cheating and even divorce rumors, nothing is off limits for the gossip magazines. There may be no better gift than a gag order, at least for just one day.
Sangria
Her lips can't taste like Sangria if you don't always have some in stock
St Jude Donation
Although Blake is rarely serious, he is asking fans who really want to get him something this year, to donate to St Jude Children's Hospital
Need a birthday gift idea for Blake’s big day tomorrow? Donate in his honor to @StJude! http://t.co/YLmvqq2M2m - Team BS
— Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) June 17, 2015
Happy birthday Blake. Hope you remember it in the morning.