Unasnwered Questions From My Trip To The New Hartford Walmart

Recently I made a trip to the WalMart in New Hartford. I found these two lovebirds declaring their love for everyone on the wall of the art supplies isle. I have a few unanswered questions about them.

1) Was Their Store Date Like The One From "Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead"?

Seriously, if you're going to have a date in WalMart, it better be as cool as this one was. I highly doubt it. I bet these two were just having a normal lame night.

2) How Old Were Taylor And Gab?

It would be cute if they were young children, if they were over the age of 16.... or over the age of 25, they are pretty lame.

3) Did They Get Engaged And Married At WalMart?

I mean if this was the first place you would announce your love publicly, would you announce it to God as well? Would you have your wedding here? Did they have their reception at the new Auntie Anne's pretzels? Or did they settle for Subway?

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