Stupid Questions to Celebrate Ask A Stupid Question Day

Today is 'Ask a Stupid Question' day. It was created by teachers to encourage students to ask more questions in class. Good idea for the kids when there are no stupid questions. Adults on the other hand should sometimes know better.

Here are the best stupid questions our listeners have heard and they are pretty stupid.

Anyone working in retail or with the public must get asked stupid questions regularly. When I worked at the boat line in Gananoque, Ontario tourists would ask the stupidest questions, like...

In the words of Bill Engvall, stupid people should wears signs so we wouldn't ask them any questions. Here's your sign.

What's the stupidest question you've been asked or heard?