It’s So Cold…

It's COLD! How cold is it? It's so cold....

-Hitchhikers were holding up pictures of thumbs

-I chipped a tooth on my soup!

-Grandpa’s teeth were chattering - in the glass!

-Dunkin' Donuts is serving coffee on a stick

-Refrigerators are redundant

-The Statue of Liberty put the torch INSIDE her dress.

-My car won't start running and my nose won't stop.

-I look forward to hot flashes

Its so cold out, I actually saw a gangster pull his pants up

— Lyss ⚓️ (@AvaWhiteHeart) January 9, 2015

Its so cold I just milked a cow and got me a milk shake #burrr#cold — Outshyne(@Outshyne) January 9, 2015

It's so cold, Vanilla Ice changed his name to just Plain Vanilla! #ItsSoCold

— Mark OckerbloomFox25 (@ocktalks) January 8, 2015

It's so cold I had to call a dogsled taxi to get around today. #itssocold #yycweather pic.twitter.com/M2tlAFUNYy — ajproc™ (@ajproc) January 5, 2015

Gorgeous photo. RT @ajproc: It's so cold that my tweets have icicles attached #itssocold #yycweather pic.twitter.com/IdknXtykSa

— Sandra Sperounes(@Sperounes) January 5, 2015

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