Do You Have the Luck of the Irish
Happy St Patrick's Day! Did you wear green today? Wearing green is said to bring you good luck if you wear it on St Patrick's Day so Tad and I have ours on because we can take all the good luck we can get.
I've often said if I didn't have bad luck, I'd have no luck at all. How about you? Are you lucky or is the same boat?
If you can't find good luck today, find a good laugh with these one lines for St Patrick's Day from Jokes4Us.com.
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?
A rash of good luck.
What do you get when you do the Irish jig at McDonalds?
A Shamrock Shake
Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
Because they're always a little short.
Why don't you iron 4-Leaf clovers?
Because you don’t want to press your luck.
I went out drinking on St Patricks Day, so I took a bus home...That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before.
What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day?
How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?
He's Dublin over with laughter!
What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?
Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!
What's the main difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
1 less drunk at the party