Oneonta, New York Council Agrees On Joggers Slowing Down
Local council imposes 6 mph speed limit on joggers in Oneonta parks to safeguard squirrel mating season. Learn more about the new regulations!
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Oneonta, New York Man Becomes Unexpected Shipping Expert Overnight
Man from Oneonta shocks with sudden expertise in maritime logistics and theories involving Taylor Swift and the Clintons.