celebrity marriages

Jessica Simpson and her long time honey Eric Johnson finally tied the knot on the day after Independence Day. The wedding took place in Montecito, California and there is no doubt about it, a lot of money was spent on this wedding!

On behalf of all my fellow "chrome domes" I would like to thank the lovely Valerie Bertinelli for her choosing  the handsome though noticeably "follicularly-challenged" Tom Vitale as her new husband. The longtime couple tied the knot Saturday in Malibu.