What Does Your Significant Other Do That You Can’t, Won’t or Don’t?

In any relationship there are things your significant other can do that you can't, won't or don't.  I think of myself as independent and self reliant, so maybe it's the won't and can't that fits best.  What are some of the things your partner does?

Outside of the farming community and business owners, it's probably rare that a couple actually works together.  But that's the case here, and where my partner's role is vital.  I can cook, do my own laundry and fend for myself.  But at work?  OMG, I hate the social media world.

It's not the interaction I dislike, it's the posting of a video on You Tube.  And what is this "you have to at it at them" on Face Book.  Don't even get me started on emoticons, I can't even pronounce it.  Then there's the whole reality TV requirement.  Are you kidding me? There's Monday Night Football and the Cubs are in the playoffs.

The harsh reality of this diatribe is to try and encourage Polly to come back to work. PLEASE!  If saying something nice doesn't work, surely posting this picture of her will get her back just to stop me from doing things like this.  By the way, can anyone tell me how I "at this" at Polly?