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I'm pretty sure you wanted to say something unrelated to the ant repellant and mouse traps I was looking for in aisle 47. The man I was with was my roommate - we're not together. I was really hoping you were going to ask me out, and I'd still say yes if you asked."

Do you have a red beard and remember buying ant repellent?