Tubing Leads to Bruising For Polly on Vacation

Have you ever had a moment in life when you realized you're not as young as you use to be? While on vacation in North Carolina we decided to go tubing. Sounds fun right? In this episode of 'Married with Microphones' you'll see how tubing lead to bruising.

If you haven't gone tubing, it's important to know you need to lift your butt off the bottom of the tube. If not, you'll end up with a very large bruise that makes it very difficult to sit down.

My bruise wasn't the only tubing injury. My BFF Amy was thrown off and threw out her hip. She spent the rest of the vacation walking like an 80 year old grandma. After both our injuries, Tadpole made the smart decision to skip tubing and stick to playing corn hole.

Fishing was a lot less painful and a lot more successful as I managed to reel in 4, including the biggest of the week. Must have been beginners luck or the tutelage of Captain Chaos who spent the entire vacation with his pole in the ocean.

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