Scouring The Web For The Best “It’s So Cold Jokes”

It seems like when the weather hits extreme hi's or lows, the jokesters come out.  Back in June of last year when we hit near the century mark we did the list of "It's So Hot Jokes." Now to combat the comedians here's our list of the best "It's So Cold Jokes."

There's always the traditional "Colder than a well digger's bottom" and "Colder than an Alaskan's kiss."  We scoured the web for more, just put "it's so cold" in front of these one liners.

From Yuksrus.com

That Shania Twain covered her midriff...

I'm shivering like a mobster in a tax office.

We had to chisel the dog off a lamp-post.

Pet stores sell hamsters, gerbils and penguins.

It's so cold that the local flasher was caught *describing* himself to women.

I saw one dog jump starting another dog.

And From iJokes.org

Even the Good Humour Man is in a bad mood.

Paris Hilton is actually wearing clothes.

Fleece is once again fashionable.

Even members of congress couldn't get into a heated argument.

Instead of the finger, New Yorkers are giving each other the mitten.

Any you can add to the list? Please do so below.