National Bathroom Reading Month
June 8, 2012 4:30 AM 
June is a quite busy month. Among other things it is National Flag Month, National Dairy Month, National Adopt-A-Shelter Cat Month and National Safety Month. Oh yes, let’s not forget it is also National Bathroom Reading Month.
There are several good reasons for reading in the bathroom.
#10- more socially acceptable than yodeling
#9- promotes better posture than Barcaloungers
#8- tank-top tailor-made for bookrack
#7- no pain-in-the-butt librarian “sssshhhhsshing” you
#6- kills two birds with one kidney stone
#5- elastic band around ankles increases blood supply to eyballs
#4- usually no stranger reading over your shoulder
#3- keeps mind off irrational fear of snakes inhabiting plumbing fixtures
#2- unlike reading at the beach, involves no deadly cosmic rays
And the #1 reason why people read in the bathroom – good supply of 2-ply bookmarks always close at hand
So let’s all promote literacy by making sure that whatever you want to call it–bathroom, water closet, john–has a plentiful supply of good reading material.
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