If you've never been across the border, you don't know how scary it can be. In this episode of 'Married With Microphones,' Tad and Polly travel to Canada, but get detained at the border.

After being asked the same questions about carrying mace, knives and guns over and over and if we had over 10 thousand in cash, we were told to pull over and NOT get out of our cars. I've crossed the border my whole life and I've NEVER been told to stay in my car.

Even if you haven't done anything wrong, while waiting you run through your whole life in your mind. And we waited A LONG TIME!

Turns out we had a similar name to someone who's been up to no good.  The scary looking guard wouldn't tell us which name, but my money's on Tad.

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