She dumped on him so he dumped on her. Literally. The British tabloid The Daily Mail reports that a man from the rural English countryside spotted a personal ad placed by his wife  on a dating website and hit the roof. In her ad the woman said she loved only two things and neither were her husband. What were they?

The two things she lover were her car and her horse. With this information in mind the husband responded thusly.

A convertible yet. But if you think the guy doesn't have any sense of romance left he did add this postscript.

 

 

 

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