Remember This Gem From Kenny Chesney “All I Want For Christmas Is A Real Good Tan”?

Now you've heard all of the Christmas classics: "Jingle Bell Rock", "White Christmas", and of course "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town". Do you remember blasting Kenny Chesney's Christmas classic "All I Want for Christmas Is a Real Good Tan"? Watch and listen to this...classic.... again.

With lyrics like "I'll buy you some shades, a brand new bikini" how could you go wrong? It's far from as religious/traditional Christmas song, but it gives you a island feel like Jimmy Buffet almost. This is from his Christmas album from 2003, so it's been around for a long time. Some how, I've gone through life without listening to this.

Here's the rest of the lyrics from Metro Lyrics:

Ooooh, don't you think it's a pretty good plan

All I want for Christmas is a real good tan

 

All I want for Christmas is a real good tan

Take me to the islands

Put my feet in the sand

Rockin' to and fro with the rhythm of the ocean

Singin' silent night with the palm trees a blowin'

 

Ooooh, don't you think it's a pretty good plan

All I want for Christmas is a real good tan

 

Well if you're thinkin' 'bout gettin' me a present this year

Let me put a bug in your cute little ear

How about two tickets to a tropical show

Where we don't have to wear these winter clothes anymore

Instead of turkey we'll have mahi mahi grillin'

And pina colodas in the blender chillin'

 

All I want for Christmas is a real good tan

Take me to the islands

Put my feet in the sand

Singin' silent night with the palm trees a blowin'

 

Ooooh, don't you think it's a pretty good plan

All I want for Christmas is a real good tan

 

Well everybody's prayin' for a Christmas so white

Come to think about it that would be alright

As long as there is sand not snow on the ground

And everyday our skin gets a little more brown

We'll string some lights in a coconut tree

I'll rub some oil on you and you can rub some on me

 

All I want for Christmas is a real good tan

I can see us baby on the beach hand in hand

Rockin' to and fro with the rhythm of the ocean

Baby whats you say you and me we'll be goin'

 

Ooooh, I can almost feel my toes in the sand

All I want for Christmas is a real good tan

 

And don't worry baby we'll celebrate plenty

I'll buy you some shades a brand new bikini

We won't have to worry about the holiday rush

It'll be you and me fallen' deeper in love

 

Ooooh, don't you think it's a pretty good plan

All I want for Christmas is a real good tan

All I want for Christmas is a real good tan"

Tis the season for Christmas gems.