Jokes For International Joke Day

Today is International Joke Day. Here's a few old jokes to make you laugh on this national occassion.

Old Jokes

• Why are all the frogs around here dead? Cuz they keep 'croaking'

• What do you do with a sick boat? Take it to the 'doc'

• What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear

• What is the definition of a good farmer? A man outstanding in his field

• What did one hat say to another? You stay here. I'll go on a head

• What's the best way to carve wood? Whittle by Whittle

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