Jeff Foxworthy On “How You Know You’re A Teacher”
January 17, 2013 8:45 AM 
If you are a teacher or perhaps have a teacher in the family you know how stressful yet rewarding that occupation can be. Jeff Foxworthy has some insights into exactly how you know you’re a teacher.
Here are a few of Jeff’s clues compliments of Teachertime123:
You get a secret thrill out of laminating things.
You can hear 25 voices behind you and know exactly which one belongs to the child out of line.
You walk into a store and hear the words, “It’s Ms./Mr. ____________ and know you have been spotted.
You have 25 people who accidentally call you Mom/Dad at one time or another.
You can eat a multi-course meal in under 25 minutes.
You’ve trained yourself to go to the bathroom at two distinct times of the day, lunch and planning period.
You start saving other people’s trash, because most likely, you can use that toilet paper tube or plastic butter tub for something in the classroom.
You believe the Teacher’s Lounge should be equipped with a margarita machine.
You want to slap the next person who says, “Must be nice to work 7 to 3 and have summers off”.
via HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU’RE A TEACHER? By Jeff Foxworthy- funny teacher quotes | TeacherTime123.
There are about a dozen or so more examples of how you know you’re a teacher and you can check them out here.
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