So you can keep pace with all the jokers that want to say "Hot enough for ya?" or "It's not the heat, it's the humility" we are compiling a list of the best "It's So Hot" jokes.  Here's a few to get you started.It's so hot the trees are whistling for dogs.

From the yoohaa website:

Squirrels are pouring Gatorade on their nuts
ice pops are melting in the freezer
Somewhere in the US a corn stalk turns into to popcorn
It's So Hot That People Are Baking Cookies on Their Dashboards

 

And from jokes-archive's website:

  • You need a spatula to remove your clothing.
  • When the beer gut and big butt don't keep you from wearing shorts.
  • You wish you had gotten the cloth seats instead of leather.
  • You ask your boss for extra work so you can be in the air conditioning as much as possible.
  • Share your "It's so hot jokes" below.  I've got to go flip my egg on the sidewalk so it fires evenly.