We come across plenty of dumb criminals here in the United States but apparently we don't have a corner on numbskull crooks. Take this situation in Australia where a guy decides to drive off without paying for his gas but forgets--or doesn't care--that his accomplice girlfriend is still pumping into his tank. Check out the video.

I can only imagine what she had to say to him when she got back into the car. We couldn't print it here, that's for sure!