No Man Boobs Among Dumbest New York Laws
New York has a number of dumb laws. No throwing a ball at someone's head. No slippers after 10pm. No body hugging clothing. But these may be the dumbest.
New Yorkers cannot dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable differences, unless they both agree to it. Um, doesn't irreconcilable differences mean the inability to agree.
No peeing on the pigeons. That shouldn't be a law. It should be common sense.
No more Man Boobs. Break out the Bro or Manzeer Kramer.
The penalty for jumping off a building is death. DUH! Who's going to pay the fine then?
No eating ice cream while waiting on the bus. So if you're waiting for a cab or uber, that would be ok?
Men can't go out with mismatched color pants and jacket. Thousands of men break this law every day in every city.
A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline. Why? So New York can take more of our hard earned money?
Good thing sneezing too loudly isn't a law or my father would be fined a lot.