Before you start calling me a "girly-man" let me explain why I'm excited about the debut of "Dancing With the Stars: All-Stars." It's not the return of sports stars Apollo Anton Ohno, Helio Castroneves or Emmitt Smith.  It's not  the craziness that will surely follow with Bristol Palin, Kirstie Alley and Pamela Anderson.  It's much more selfish than that.
DWTS: All Stars means Polly Wogg will be holed up in her "woman-cave" with something chocolate and something salty.  The TV will be up loud and there will be lots of cheering and clapping.  I'll be on the couch with the dog, an online poker game and flipping from Monday Night Football to the Yankees game in peace and quiet.  I might even work in some Pawn Stars and an old Andy Griffith episode, especially if it has Earnest T Bass in it.  However if you're excited by the DWTS debut click the button at the bottom for more details on tonight's show.