Dad’s Disaster With the Kids Involves Projectile Vomit, Police, A Breathalyzer and a Good Laugh For Everyone Else

It's not nice to laugh at someone else's misfortune but I was in tears after reading the plight of a dad who looked after the kids while his wife went out. His night involved projectile vomit, the police, a breathalyzer and unanswered text messages to his wife.

Ben Patterson posted the hilarious story on his Facebook page and it's already been shared over 110,000 times since Friday, May 13th.

"Last night I was supposed to watch the kids, so my wife and I swapped cars after work so she could head out with some friends. On the way home, projectile vomit occurred, and then the police got involved. And the whole time my wife wasn't answering her phone.... See the ensuing text message thread for the full story and unfortunate hilarity."

I don't know about you but I can see it all go down, from dad's sympathetic puking to the look on the cop's faces when they realized what's happened. The only thing that would have been better is if it was all caught on video.

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