It's National Read Across America Day to honor Dr Seuss who was born on this day in 1904. To celebrate, here's a Dr Seuss parody for anyone getting up there in age called 'The Golden Years,' from an unknown author.

I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I have no clue
Oh My lord. What will I do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bad. Can you tell?
My body's drooping
My back is stooping
The Golden Years have come at last
The Golden Years sure snuck up fast.

It's also the day half the office is not feeling well. This Dr Seuss inspired poem is for everyone who is under the weather.

I Am Sick, Sick I Am

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