Blake Shelton celebrates his 38th birthday today. But what do you get the guy who probably has everything? We've come up with a few suggestions.

A New Liver

Blake may turn 38 today, but his liver is 138 with all that alcohol he pours into it.

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Redneck Wine Glass

Trash the Starbucks cup Blake. Everyone knows whats REALLY in there. Be proud and drink out of a redneck wine glass.

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A Glitter Glove

Blake needs a glitter glove to highlight his finger when he wants someone to join his team on the next season of The Voice.

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Tattoo Removal Gift Card

Someone needs to fix that tattoo on Blake's arm, that's suppose to be deer tracks but looks more like deer droppings. We bet he was drunk when he got it. Or the tattoo artist was.

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Gossip Magazines Gag Order

Blake and Miranda have heard it all. From having a baby to cheating rumors, nothing is off limits for the gossip magazines. There may be no better gift than a gag order, at least for just one day.

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Happy birthday Blake. Hope you remember it in the morning.